Soccer World Cup 2010

 

Lyrrics to Koos Kombuis's "Fokkol"

Koos Kombuis's song, Fokkol, was recorded in his lounge in the afrikaans language. Here's a translation into english.

"Welcome to the airport, it's the year 2010, I'm assuming you here to watch the soccer games, We finally have a chance to show the world our friendly democracy, so make yourself at home.

Fuckall petrol, Fuckall diesel, Fuckall TV, Fuckall power, Fuckall water in your whisky, Fuckall jokes to laugh about, Fuckall pills at the clinic, Fuckall doctors when you ask, Fuckall people to take the rubbish from your pavement...

Welcome to South Africa. Yes, Welcome to South Africa.

On your left you see the ruins of district six, on your right hand a gangster with a clipper and a knife, apologies about the airport bus that seems to be running late again, and and sorry for the potholes that still litter the streets, we would really like to have it fixed but the workers have gone on strike, but just as we sorted that out that problem the eskom electricity power dried up.

Fuckall trains, Fuckall taxis, Fuckall money and fuckall jobs, Fuckall traffic lights that work, Fuckall traffic cops, You can rant and rave but it doesn't help, it doesn't help at effing all, oh yes so fucking much fuckall in South Africa, yeah, so fucking much fuckall in South Africa

but anyway, welcome in South africa, yeah yeah, welcome in South Africa.

We have a ridiculously large stadium that we constructed by the sea, but we are finished with apartheid and the orange and white and blue, but sorry there's no money, every town has a new name, and don't worry about the squatter camps next to the soccer field, we are at least no longer ashamed.

now everybody is going to sing the last verse together

fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall fuckall

viva South Africa"

Video of Koos Kombuis's Fokkol


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